Episode 69

The Dork Lord conquers Base

The DORK LORD emerges as the undisputed ruler of Base. Created by Matt Furie. His reign signales the dawn of a new epoch, where jeetery dwindled beneath his might.

By issuing Order 420, he sought to erase all traces of the Jeeti, those who emerged from the trenches of solami.

Under the weight of his decree, Base was transformed. The once jeeterous whispers faded into silence, marking the absolute dominion of the DORK LORD over Base…

Tokenomics

Liquidity locked

Order 69 was issued, commanding that the Liquidity be sealed within the impenetrable vaults of the galaxy.

Tax

The force is strong in you. No Tax shall be payed!

Contract

0x167E49f02c3F041226F6cbe5eBFf1858FaB1713f

Liquidity

locked

Tax

0/0

Phase I

The Rise of the Dork Lord

Cloaked in dorkness, the Dork Lord quietly amasses his minions, his power surging unnoticed.
As his dominion expands subtly like dusk, he readies himself for the inevitable.
the realms of base will change forever.

◦ 150 Holders
◦ First Round of Airdrops to BoysClub Memecoin Holders
◦ Dexscreener and Dextools listing
◦ $100.000 Marketcap

Phase II

The Mobilization of the Dorks.

The Dorks, loyal minions of the Dork Lord, rally under the banner of the Dork Force. United in purpose, they ready their fleet. They set forth to conquer Basechain, poised to spread the dark gospel of their master's will.

◦ 1000 Holders
◦ Multiple Rounds of Airdrops to different Base Communities
◦ Extermination of the Yeeti & Strategic Partnerships
◦ $1M+ Marketcap

Phase III

The Siege of Basechain

Engines roar across the cosmic expanse as the Dork fleet encircles Basechain. The Dork Lord oversees the operation, his commands flowing through the fleet like a dark wave, orchestrating the downfall of all who stand against him.

◦ 10.000 Holders
◦ CEX Listings
◦ Brian Armstrong and Jesse Pollack submit to the Dork Force
◦ Coinbase Branding gets changed from Blue to Red

Phase IV

The Dominion of the Dork Lord

With Basechain subdued, the Dork Lord's influence permeates every layer of the society. The realms are reshaped in the image of the Dork Force, an era of unprecedented control begins. The galaxy spins unknowingly around his dark machinations. The Dork Era reigns, immutable and supreme.

◦ Even your Grandmother is holding $DORKL
◦ Dork Lord becomes the Imperator of the Empire
◦ $DORKL becomes the World's Reserve Currency

DORKLORD BASE

IMPORTANT TRANSMISSION

Advised you must be that "Dork Lord" is a memecoin, crafted for entertainment alone. Expect financial returns, you should not; serious investment, this token is not.

See "Dork Lord" as a light-hearted addition to your digital adventures, not a cornerstone of your financial portfolio.

Before engaging with "Dork Lord" or other digital tokens, wise it would be to consult a financial advisor. Ensure that aligned with your financial goals, your actions remain. Skeptical of an advisor familiar with "Dork Lord," you might be.

INVEST WITH CARE, YOU MUST

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